17 Things People Want to Change About Their Partners But Can’t Say Out Loud

We’ve all got those little (or maybe not so little) quirks about our partners we’d love to tweak. Here’s a hilariously candid list of what might be running through our minds… but won’t leave our lips.

The Toilet Seat Debate

Does Sitting On The Toilet Instantly Make You Need A Poop?
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If only wishes came true, and every toilet seat magically adjusted itself post-visit. What a dreamy bathroom world that would be, right? But until then, let’s keep the peace and do a quick check before taking a seat.

Sock Scavenger Hunts

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Laundry day becomes an expedition, hunting down those lone ranger socks. They’re always hiding, thanks to our partner’s special talent of scattering them everywhere. Imagine a world where socks remained in pairs – marital bliss!

Piling Dishes

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Why would one wash a dish when it’s so much more artistic to stack them high in the sink, like a modern art sculpture? If partners came with settings, we’d select the “clean and tidy” mode and disable the “pile-up” feature.

Audible Eating Noises

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Remember the lovebirds chirping outside? Well, their tunes have been overshadowed by the symphony of slurps, crunches, and munches from across the dinner table. How can one person make eating an apple sound like an entire orchestra?

The TV Remote’s Mysterious Disappearances

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One moment it’s there, the next, it’s gone, thanks to our partner’s uncanny ability to misplace it. If only there were a “Find My Remote” app, we’d download it in a heartbeat.

The Battle of Thermostat Settings

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While we’re wrapping up in scarves and mittens indoors, our partner’s idea of ambient temperature feels like mid-July. A neutral middle ground? Oh, that’s the stuff of fairytales!

“Five More Minutes”

Ability To Manage Your Time
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Every morning, it’s the same song and dance: “Just five more minutes!” And so, the snooze button gets its workout. We can only dream of an on-time morning? (or perhaps buy an alarm clock with a built-in bed ejector).

Reliving High School Musical Choices

Music – There’s So Much Mediocrity Now
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We loved their cute high school stories. But the repeated playlists of ’80s hair bands or ’90s boy bands is just too much. Some memories should just stay in the past, don’t you think?

The Overflowing Trash Bin

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The trash can isn’t just for garbage, apparently. It’s for the game of “how high can it go before it falls.” But we’re not playing, dear partner. It’s not Jenga; it’s just plain ol’ trash – take it out!

Phantom Phone Vibrations

The Type Of Phone We Used
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Every couch cushion, every pocket, everywhere, their phone is ringing—or so they think. It’s the classic case of phantom vibrations. If only their sixth sense extended to finding those missing socks!

Overzealous Spice Experiments

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Spice is the variety of life, but perhaps not in every meal. From ghost peppers in breakfast eggs to nutmeg in spaghetti, our partner’s culinary adventures are an acquired taste.

Selective Hearing

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Funny how they can hear the soft crinkle of a candy wrapper rooms away but can’t hear our clear request to lower the TV volume. It’s a hearing gift selectively used for sweet treats, apparently.

Shopping List “Omissions”

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Sent them to buy milk, eggs, and bread. They returned with chips, soda, and… a pineapple? Some grocery detours remain ever mysterious. At least we won’t get scurvy, unless we ask for pineapples of course!

Marathon Showers

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The bathroom’s turned into a spa, with marathon shower sessions eating up all the hot water. By the time it’s our turn, it’s a chilly wake-up call, literally. Save some for us next time – thanks!

The Remote Hogging Ritual

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They might not know where they placed the remote, but once they have it, they’re not letting go. Once channel surfing becomes an Olympic sport, you can forget about that show you wanted to watch. We’re just spectators.

Overpacking Excursions

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A weekend getaway and they’ve packed for a month! From snorkels for the lake trip to winter boots in summer—always be prepared, right? That’s great until you have to lug it all home.

The “Almost Done” Gaming Marathon

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One more game level, they said. It’ll be quick, they said. Two hours later, and we’re still waiting. Games are a vacuum, and our partners sure know how to get sucked in. At this rate, we might as well join in!

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